If you have a perfect family, love Christmas, and gush over newborn babies, please leave this page immediately. It's not for you.
Below is a collection of strips from a comic that is loosely based on my own family. I've tried to exaggerate all of our worst qualities, because those are the interesting ones.
The full comic features the entire story, along with some backup strips that were printed in my old university student newspaper. The cover photo is my nephew. He's got the face of an angel.